By: Stan Jordan
Previously ran 1/25/12
She was so blonde that she thought a quarterback was a cash refund.
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She was so blonde she tripped over the cordless phone.
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She was so blonde she took a ruler to bed with her so she could see how long she slept.
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Blondie sat and stared at the orange juice box for 25 minutes because it said concentrate.
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She was so blonde she got stabbed in a shoot out.
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She was so blonde she thought Taco Bell was a Mexican phone company.
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She was so blonde she thought Meow Mix was a re- cord for cats.
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She was so blonde she thought Ertha Kitt was a gar- den tool.
See ya!
By: Stan Jordan
Previously ran 2/22/12
Tom’s wife was a dizzy blonde. She was going to make Tom an angel food cake. The recipe said to beat the 12 eggs separately. A neighbor was kind enough to loan her some extra bowls.
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Tom wanted a fruit salad for dinner. The recipe said to serve without dressing. So Blondie didn’t dress. Boy, was she surprised when Tom brought a friend home for dinner.
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Blondie was going to have rice for dinner. It said to wash thoroughly before steaming the rice. She said it sounded silly but she took a bath any- way. It didn’t seem to improve the rice at all.
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Blondie found an easy recipe for cookies. It said to put all the ingredients in a bowl and heat it. She said something must be wrong here because when she got back things were just like when she left.
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Blondie is going to surprise Tom. If he will buy a bigger oven she will surprise him with a Chocolate Moose.
See ya!
By: Stan Jordan
Previously ran 3/21/12
The door bell rang and Blondie answered it. A work- man complete with a tool box stood on the front porch.
He said, “Madam, I am the piano tuner.”
The blonde said, “I didn’t call for a piano tuner.”
The man replied, “I know you didn’t, but your neighbors did.”
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Blondie was driving south bound on Interstate 69. Her cell phone rang and it was her roommate warning her that she heard on the radio that a person was traveling going the wrong way on the high- way. “So please be careful.”
Blondie replied, “It’s not one car, there’s hundreds of them.
See ya!
