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Penny For Your Thought By: Nancy Whitaker<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n

We all like to laugh and some days need a good laugh. I have always liked one liners and puns, Find A Word and Crossword puzzles. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

I went to computer school clear back in the 60\u2019s and computers were almost as big as a king sized bed. Never did I think you would be able to use a computer on a phone.  <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Since I am older and find I have some spare time on my hands, I like to surf the net and read interesting, funny and different articles. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

So I thought I may need a laugh today and I found a website called \u201cDid you hear about jokes?\u201d I read some of them and thought someone else may need a laugh today too.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

So here are some \u201cDid you hear about jokes.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Did you hear about the monkeys who shared an Amazon account?<\/em><\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u2014They were prime mates<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Did you hear about the guy who invented the knock-knock joke?<\/em><\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u2014He won the \u2018no-bell\u2019 prize.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Did you hear about the man who was fired for stealing potatoes?<\/em><\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u2014He got the sack<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Did you hear about the cow that can\u2019t produce milk?<\/em><\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u2014They\u2019re an udder failure.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Did you hear about the two fries walking down the side walk?<\/em><\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u2014They were A salted<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Did you hear about the narcissistic, self-destructive, cannibal?<\/em><\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u2014He was full of himself.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Did you hear about McDonald’s trying to get into the high end steakhouse market?<\/em><\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u2014It was a Big McSteak<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Did you hear about the guy who invented Lifesavers and got rich?<\/em><\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u2014He made a mint<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Did you hear about the duck who got a nose job?<\/em><\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u2014He didn’t like the bill.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Did you hear about the baker that got arrested?<\/em><\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u2014He spent a dozen weeks in custardy<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Did you hear about the Mucinex truck that collided with a Nyquil truck on the highway?<\/em><\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u2014Amazingly, the entire area was congestion-free for over 8 hours.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Did you hear about the three holes in the ground?<\/em><\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u2014Well, well, well\u2026<\/p>\n\n\n\n

I don\u2019t claim to be a comedian but I do like to laugh when I  get the opportunity. Did you like these short funny jokes? Did you laugh? Do you know any jokes? Let me know and I\u2019ll give you a Penny For Your Thoughts.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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