{"id":48945,"date":"2025-09-14T18:30:00","date_gmt":"2025-09-14T22:30:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.westbendnews.net\/autonews\/?p=48945"},"modified":"2025-09-08T16:26:13","modified_gmt":"2025-09-08T20:26:13","slug":"a-church-sign-can-speak","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.westbendnews.net\/autonews\/a-church-sign-can-speak\/","title":{"rendered":"A CHURCH SIGN CAN SPEAK"},"content":{"rendered":"\n
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Penny For Your Thoughts By: Nancy Whitaker<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n

Have you ever drove by a church and read the signs? Church signs sometimes have times of services, events or maybe guest speakers.  Some can be funny and others thought provoking. It is interesting to see what some of the signs say. Some signs for you to read are   below:<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Don\u2019t let your worries kill you\u2014let the church help.\u201d  <\/p>\n\n\n\n

“There are some questions that can\u2019t be answered by Google.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u201cThis church is prayer-conditioned.” <\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u201cUnder same management for over 2,000 years.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n

“Jesus: The original bread of life\u2014served fresh daily.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n

“We are not Dairy Queen, but we do have great Sundays.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n

“Jesus is coming\u2014look busy!<\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u201cGod’s GPS never reroutes\u2014His path is straight and narrow.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u201cDrive-in prayer available. Honk twice for healing.\u201d         <\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u201cDon’t give up! Moses was once a basket case!\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u201cOur sign broke. Come inside for the message\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u201cNo SPF needed to spend time with the Son\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u201cGod recycles. He made you from dust.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u201cAlways remember that Hell is really un-cool.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u201cJesus is God’s selfie.\u201d <\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u201cHonk if you love Jesus. Text and drive if you want to meet him.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u201cIf you are praying for more snow\u2026\u2026..please stop\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u201cTweet others like they want you to tweet them\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n

One of my favorites is a picture of a ketchup bottle saying \u2026\u2026.Catchup with Jesus<\/p>\n\n\n\n

As you read these over, read the messages on the signs at church and what they say. Maybe some will make you smile or be blessed<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Now, tell me your favorite church sign and I will give you a Penny For Your Thoughts.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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