{"id":46505,"date":"2025-01-12T18:30:00","date_gmt":"2025-01-12T23:30:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.westbendnews.net\/autonews\/?p=46505"},"modified":"2025-01-06T14:48:08","modified_gmt":"2025-01-06T19:48:08","slug":"unanswered-questions","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.westbendnews.net\/autonews\/unanswered-questions\/","title":{"rendered":"UNANSWERED QUESTIONS"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image alignright size-full is-resized\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"318\" height=\"324\" loading=\"lazy\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.westbendnews.net\/autonews\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/09\/Nancy-Whitaker.jpg?resize=318%2C324&#038;ssl=1\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-33745\" style=\"width:250px\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.westbendnews.net\/autonews\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/09\/Nancy-Whitaker.jpg?w=318&amp;ssl=1 318w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.westbendnews.net\/autonews\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/09\/Nancy-Whitaker.jpg?resize=260%2C265&amp;ssl=1 260w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.westbendnews.net\/autonews\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/09\/Nancy-Whitaker.jpg?resize=160%2C163&amp;ssl=1 160w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 318px) 100vw, 318px\" \/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>Penny For Your Thoughts By: Nancy Whitaker<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>I am old and I just realized I still have so many unanswered questions!!!!&nbsp;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>I never found out who let the dogs out\u2026 Where&#8217;s the Beef?\u2026 How do you get to Sesame Street?\u2026 Why Dora doesn&#8217;t just use Google Maps\u2026 Why eggs are packaged in a flimsy paper carton, but batteries are secured in plastic that\u2019s tough as nails\u2026 Why women can\u2019t put on mascara with their mouth closed\u2026 Why \u201cabbreviated\u201d is such a long word\u2026 Why lemon juice is made with artificial flavor yet dish-washing liquid is made with real lemons\u2026 Why they sterilize the needle for lethal injections\u2026 and, why do you have to \u201cput your two cents in\u201d but it\u2019s only a \u201cpenny for your thoughts\u201d where\u2019s that extra penny going to\u2026 why do \u201cThe Alphabet Song\u201d and \u201cTwinkle Twinkle Little Star\u201d have the same tune\u2026 Why did you just try to sing those two previous songs\u2026 and just what is Victoria\u2019s Secret?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Do you really think I am this witty?? 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