{"id":40799,"date":"2023-06-25T07:55:00","date_gmt":"2023-06-25T11:55:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.westbendnews.net\/autonews\/?p=40799"},"modified":"2023-06-19T12:57:47","modified_gmt":"2023-06-19T16:57:47","slug":"matts-mishaps-63","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.westbendnews.net\/autonews\/matts-mishaps-63\/","title":{"rendered":"MATT\u2019S\u00a0 MISHAPS"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image alignleft size-full is-resized\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.westbendnews.net\/autonews\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/08\/Matt-Sell-3.jpg?w=225&#038;ssl=1\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-33580\"  srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.westbendnews.net\/autonews\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/08\/Matt-Sell-3.jpg?w=318&amp;ssl=1 318w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.westbendnews.net\/autonews\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/08\/Matt-Sell-3.jpg?resize=260%2C317&amp;ssl=1 260w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.westbendnews.net\/autonews\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/08\/Matt-Sell-3.jpg?resize=160%2C195&amp;ssl=1 160w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 318px) 100vw, 318px\" \/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><strong><em>\u201cServing overseas as a small-town boy from America is intense, stressful and humorous! Enjoy a light-hearted story with me from our last 20 years overseas!\u201d<\/em><\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><strong><em>\u2014Matt&nbsp;<\/em><\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><strong>PLOD ALONG THROUGH MISHAPS<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Overseas I have slept in dingy hotels where you sleep with your head under the covers to avoid mosquito bites.&nbsp; At other hotels I\u2019ve slept on the covers to get fewer bed bug bites.&nbsp; And still at other hotels, I have been afraid to put my feet down on the floor until the lights are turned on to avoid stepping on something crawling by.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">However, the fanciest hotel I have stayed in was located along a river in one of Europe\u2019s capitals and it was paid for on someone else\u2019s tab.&nbsp; A very wealthy Asian tech company founder from California had decided that he wanted to encourage overseas workers, where working conditions cause a high attrition rate among them. &nbsp; He covered all the costs to lodge a hundred or so of us in a five-star hotel.&nbsp; He provided meals, encouraging speakers, childcare, etc. for a week.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">During the week, the tech zillionaire would eat with the different couples and families at mealtimes to get to know all of us.&nbsp; He finally made it around to my family on the last day of the conference for a meal together.&nbsp; His first question was, \u201cWhere are you from?\u201d&nbsp; I told him, \u201cIndiana,\u201d and he started laughing and then explained.&nbsp; He said, \u201cI came to this event thinking I would be with people from the East and West coasts.&nbsp; I assumed people from the coasts were far more culturally sophisticated and would be able to adapt and function better serving overseas.&nbsp; However, this week, all I have met are people from Iowa, Kansas, Kentucky, etc. \u2013 people from middle America.\u201d&nbsp; He had come to the realization that middle Americans were better suited for overseas challenges and mishaps as they were more resilient.&nbsp;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image aligncenter size-full is-resized\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.westbendnews.net\/autonews\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/06\/matts-mishaps-plod-along-through-mishaps.jpeg?w=333&#038;ssl=1\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-40800\"  srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.westbendnews.net\/autonews\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/06\/matts-mishaps-plod-along-through-mishaps.jpeg?w=666&amp;ssl=1 666w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.westbendnews.net\/autonews\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/06\/matts-mishaps-plod-along-through-mishaps.jpeg?resize=560%2C422&amp;ssl=1 560w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.westbendnews.net\/autonews\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/06\/matts-mishaps-plod-along-through-mishaps.jpeg?resize=260%2C196&amp;ssl=1 260w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.westbendnews.net\/autonews\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/06\/matts-mishaps-plod-along-through-mishaps.jpeg?resize=160%2C121&amp;ssl=1 160w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 666px) 100vw, 666px\" \/><figcaption class=\"wp-element-caption\"><strong>Lodging in a ritzy five-star hotel is a different experience for a guy that prefers camping when possible.<\/strong><\/figcaption><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">I realized from that event that it is important to learn to plod along through mishaps that are thrown at me and that I have created for myself.&nbsp; I also learned it\u2019s nicer to lodge where the bugs live outside the hotel and not in the room with you.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Something similar ever happen to you? &nbsp; Contact me and let me hear your story!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">mattsmishaps@gmail.com&nbsp; &nbsp; Matt\u2019s Mishaps, PO BOX 114, Grabill, IN&nbsp; 46741<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>\u201cServing overseas as a small-town boy from America is intense, stressful and humorous! 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