{"id":38632,"date":"2022-12-18T08:13:00","date_gmt":"2022-12-18T13:13:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.westbendnews.net\/autonews\/?p=38632"},"modified":"2022-12-12T14:15:38","modified_gmt":"2022-12-12T19:15:38","slug":"matts-mishaps-50","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.westbendnews.net\/autonews\/matts-mishaps-50\/","title":{"rendered":"MATT\u2019S\u00a0 MISHAPS"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p><em>\u201cServing overseas as a small-town boy from America has been intense, stressful and humorous!&nbsp; Enjoy a light-hearted story with me from our last twenty years overseas!\u201d<\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><em>\u2014Matt<\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image alignleft size-full is-resized\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.westbendnews.net\/autonews\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/08\/Matt-Sell-3.jpg?w=250&#038;ssl=1\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-33580\"  srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.westbendnews.net\/autonews\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/08\/Matt-Sell-3.jpg?w=318&amp;ssl=1 318w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.westbendnews.net\/autonews\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/08\/Matt-Sell-3.jpg?resize=260%2C317&amp;ssl=1 260w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.westbendnews.net\/autonews\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/08\/Matt-Sell-3.jpg?resize=160%2C195&amp;ssl=1 160w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 318px) 100vw, 318px\" \/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>Potted, Artificial or Live<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>After finishing up college, I got my first job not in a small town, but in Chicago and lived in the house of an elderly lady as her boarder.&nbsp; When Christmas was approaching she asked if I would go to her basement to bring up her artificial Christmas tree.&nbsp; I expected to find a heavy box with a picture of a pine tree on it and then lug the heavy box up the narrow steps.&nbsp; Instead I found a large, completely decorated Christmas tree in the corner of the basement with dusty plastic on it.&nbsp; After a lot of effort and scratches, I jammed the fully decorated tree up the narrow steps and shoved it through the doorway as ornaments fell off the tree.&nbsp; I had never thought to store a Christmas tree with the decorations left on it.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image alignright size-full is-resized\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.westbendnews.net\/autonews\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/12\/matts-mishaps-issue-50.jpeg?w=250&#038;ssl=1\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-38633\"  srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.westbendnews.net\/autonews\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/12\/matts-mishaps-issue-50.jpeg?w=318&amp;ssl=1 318w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.westbendnews.net\/autonews\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/12\/matts-mishaps-issue-50.jpeg?resize=260%2C402&amp;ssl=1 260w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.westbendnews.net\/autonews\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/12\/matts-mishaps-issue-50.jpeg?resize=160%2C248&amp;ssl=1 160w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 318px) 100vw, 318px\" \/><figcaption class=\"wp-element-caption\"><strong>We love celebrating Jesus\u2019 birthday with a live cut tree when back in small-town America.<\/strong><\/figcaption><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p>As our first Christmas overseas approached, we lived in a place where the tradition of Christmas trees didn\u2019t really exist.&nbsp; The most common option to get a Christmas tree was to go to a florist and buy a little potted pine tree and decorate the 2ft twig they called a tree.&nbsp; When we heard that the large department store in the city center would be selling artificial trees, we got the bus and traveled there as there was no parking.&nbsp; We were delighted to find that they did indeed sell artificial trees and had a 6ft tall chubby one.&nbsp; The box was very heavy and bulky.&nbsp; Not until we got to the bus stop to travel back home did we wonder how to get it on the city bus.&nbsp; The bus finally arrived, already full of Christmas shoppers.&nbsp; The bus driver didn\u2019t look happy to see us trying to get the Christmas tree box through his doorway, past him and the ticket machine and then find a seat for it.&nbsp; However, we managed it, and the tree had its own bench seat for the ride home.&nbsp; The other passengers looked perplexed, if not shocked, to see a box with an artificial tree traveling home with them.&nbsp; The tree lasted 20 Christmas seasons, but only had that one bus trip \u2013 thankfully!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>When we are back in the States around the Christmas season we go to a local tree farm and cut our own.&nbsp; We prefer a large live cut tree, instead of a small potted one from a florist or an artificial one, but the important part is to remember the reason why we celebrate the season to begin with.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Something similar ever happen to you? &nbsp; Contact me and let me hear your story!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>mattsmishaps@gmail.com&nbsp; &nbsp; Matt\u2019s Mishaps, PO BOX 114, Grabill, IN&nbsp; 46741<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>\u201cServing overseas as a small-town boy from America has been intense, stressful and humorous!&nbsp; Enjoy a light-hearted story with me<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":38633,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"colormag_page_container_layout":"default_layout","colormag_page_sidebar_layout":"default_layout","nf_dc_page":"","jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[25,13165],"tags":[11529,13025],"class_list":["post-38632","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-columns","category-matts-mishaps","tag-christmas-tree","tag-matts-mishaps"],"aioseo_notices":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.westbendnews.net\/autonews\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/12\/matts-mishaps-issue-50.jpeg?fit=318%2C492&ssl=1","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p2YQd9-a36","jetpack-related-posts":[],"jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"publishpress_future_action":{"enabled":false,"date":"2026-04-29 05:51:05","action":"change-status","newStatus":"draft","terms":[],"taxonomy":"category","extraData":[]},"publishpress_future_workflow_manual_trigger":{"enabledWorkflows":[]},"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.westbendnews.net\/autonews\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/38632","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.westbendnews.net\/autonews\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.westbendnews.net\/autonews\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.westbendnews.net\/autonews\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.westbendnews.net\/autonews\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=38632"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.westbendnews.net\/autonews\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/38632\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":38634,"href":"https:\/\/www.westbendnews.net\/autonews\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/38632\/revisions\/38634"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.westbendnews.net\/autonews\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/38633"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.westbendnews.net\/autonews\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=38632"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.westbendnews.net\/autonews\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=38632"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.westbendnews.net\/autonews\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=38632"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}