{"id":35972,"date":"2022-05-08T13:05:00","date_gmt":"2022-05-08T17:05:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.westbendnews.net\/autonews\/?p=35972"},"modified":"2022-05-03T16:09:48","modified_gmt":"2022-05-03T20:09:48","slug":"matts-mishaps-19","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.westbendnews.net\/autonews\/matts-mishaps-19\/","title":{"rendered":"MATT\u2019S MISHAPS"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">\u201cServing overseas as a small-town boy from America is intense, stressful and humorous! Enjoy a light-hearted story with me from our last 20 years overseas!\u201d&nbsp;\u2013 Matt&nbsp;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<div class=\"wp-block-image\"><figure class=\"alignright size-full is-resized\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.westbendnews.net\/autonews\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/05\/Matts-Mishapp.jpeg?resize=379%2C283&#038;ssl=1\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-35973\" width=\"379\" height=\"283\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.westbendnews.net\/autonews\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/05\/Matts-Mishapp.jpeg?w=666&amp;ssl=1 666w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.westbendnews.net\/autonews\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/05\/Matts-Mishapp.jpeg?resize=560%2C418&amp;ssl=1 560w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.westbendnews.net\/autonews\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/05\/Matts-Mishapp.jpeg?resize=260%2C194&amp;ssl=1 260w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.westbendnews.net\/autonews\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/05\/Matts-Mishapp.jpeg?resize=160%2C119&amp;ssl=1 160w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.westbendnews.net\/autonews\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/05\/Matts-Mishapp.jpeg?resize=400%2C300&amp;ssl=1 400w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 379px) 100vw, 379px\" \/><figcaption><strong>I am sure the OB-GYN retired sooner than expected after having me indirectly as one of his patients.<\/strong><\/figcaption><\/figure><\/div>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Who is the bigger baby?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Preparing for the arrival of our baby was a big deal for me as a soon-to-be-father.&nbsp; The process was more perplexing since that delivery wasn\u2019t going to happen in Indiana.&nbsp; The process of having a baby overseas, where language, culture and medical practices are different, is not a calming situation.&nbsp; We were young, na\u00efve and just happy to be blessed by the Lord to have a baby.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">In a jet-lagged and fatigued state on our first day overseas, we were asked by our new co-workers how they could help us get setup.&nbsp; They were anticipating we\u2019d need help in finding a plumber, an electrician or where the nearest grocery store might be.&nbsp; Instead we shocked them by asking, \u201cDo you have an OB-GYN you\u2019d recommend? We\u2019re expecting to have a baby in 6-7 months.\u201d&nbsp; Needless to say, 6-7 months was not adequate time to learn everything we needed to know about the language and culture, let alone about important medical procedures in that country.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Well, we met the OB-GYN who was a kind, friendly, soon-to-retire man. &nbsp; We quickly learned they had different bedside manner, like when he\u2019d call our house at ten or eleven at night with the results of this or that routine test.&nbsp; Finally, the big day arrived, the due date, but our baby wasn\u2019t ready to arrive, so we waited anxiously for a few more days.&nbsp; The extra time allowed him more and more time to grow and grow.&nbsp; It wasn\u2019t a great fit for my wife who normally weighs around 115 lbs.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">The baby finally was ready to arrive and I was allowed to be in the delivery room, which wasn\u2019t an unheard-of practice for them, but not necessarily a common one either.&nbsp; Let\u2019s just say that I didn\u2019t do a good job of giving a positive image of hearty Hoosier men.&nbsp; After a few whiffs of the sterilization chemicals and blood, I started to pass out.&nbsp; No problem.&nbsp; The nurses wheeled over another delivery bed next to my wife\u2019s bed.&nbsp; I laid calmly with nausea in my bed and she yelled and sweated in hers.&nbsp; When the baby was finally pulled out, he weighed 9lbs+, which was much larger than most babies born there.&nbsp; However, the way the nurses looked at me, I think they thought I was the bigger baby.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Something similar ever happen to you? &nbsp; Contact me and let me hear your story!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">mattsmishaps@gmail.com&nbsp; &nbsp; Matt\u2019s Mishaps, PO BOX 114, Grabill, IN&nbsp; 46741<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>\u201cServing overseas as a small-town boy from America is intense, stressful and humorous! 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