{"id":35915,"date":"2022-05-01T16:30:00","date_gmt":"2022-05-01T20:30:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.westbendnews.net\/autonews\/?p=35915"},"modified":"2022-04-26T14:25:01","modified_gmt":"2022-04-26T18:25:01","slug":"matts-mishaps-18","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.westbendnews.net\/autonews\/matts-mishaps-18\/","title":{"rendered":"MATT\u2019S MISHAPS"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p><em>\u201cServing overseas as a small-town boy from America is intense, stressful and humorous! Enjoy a light-hearted story with me from our last 20 years overseas!\u201d<\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u2013 Matt&nbsp;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<div class=\"wp-block-image\"><figure class=\"alignleft size-full is-resized\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.westbendnews.net\/autonews\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/08\/Matt-Sell-3.jpg?w=250&#038;ssl=1\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-33580\"  srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.westbendnews.net\/autonews\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/08\/Matt-Sell-3.jpg?w=318&amp;ssl=1 318w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.westbendnews.net\/autonews\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/08\/Matt-Sell-3.jpg?resize=260%2C317&amp;ssl=1 260w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.westbendnews.net\/autonews\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/08\/Matt-Sell-3.jpg?resize=160%2C195&amp;ssl=1 160w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 318px) 100vw, 318px\" \/><\/figure><\/div>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>When the horse is dead, dismount<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Do you love your pets?&nbsp; My grandpa farmed and loved his shire work horses like pets.&nbsp; He farmed with no cab Ford tractors, but preferred to use his horses whenever he could.&nbsp; I tried to ride those wide shires as a kid.&nbsp; It was fun for a few moments, but I dismounted soon as they were so uncomfortable as I did the splits to try to sit on them.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>When we first moved overseas, we drove a tall height, short length station wagon type car that would look out of place on most roads in America.&nbsp; It was great for parking in tight spots and surely would have never passed USA safety laws as the third-row seats would have been a death trap in an accident.&nbsp; Our first decade went by and we were still driving that vehicle, but it began to break down at inopportune times.&nbsp; We kept driving it and repairing it.&nbsp; However, it got to the point, as the years went by, that we kept shortening our travel range as we didn\u2019t want it to break down somewhere we couldn\u2019t get help.&nbsp;&nbsp;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<div class=\"wp-block-image\"><figure class=\"aligncenter size-full is-resized\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.westbendnews.net\/autonews\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/04\/matts-mishaps-2-1.jpg?w=333&#038;ssl=1\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-35918\"  srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.westbendnews.net\/autonews\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/04\/matts-mishaps-2-1.jpg?w=666&amp;ssl=1 666w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.westbendnews.net\/autonews\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/04\/matts-mishaps-2-1.jpg?resize=560%2C675&amp;ssl=1 560w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.westbendnews.net\/autonews\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/04\/matts-mishaps-2-1.jpg?resize=260%2C313&amp;ssl=1 260w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.westbendnews.net\/autonews\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/04\/matts-mishaps-2-1.jpg?resize=160%2C193&amp;ssl=1 160w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 666px) 100vw, 666px\" \/><figcaption><strong>I always enjoyed a hot, dusty, sunny ride on my grandpa\u2019s tractor as a kid<\/strong><\/figcaption><\/figure><\/div>\n\n\n\n<p>The most dramatic car breakdown occurred at high elevation in the mountains.&nbsp; With no cell phone coverage, we had to wait for a forest ranger to eventually pass by, who then radioed back to civilization to send up a tow truck that took no short time to get to us.&nbsp; Thanks to those same lack of safety standards, the tow truck driver let us all squeeze onto his wide dusty front bench seat, and we and our car traveled down.&nbsp; After one more breakdown and no cost-effective way to repair it, we sold it.&nbsp;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Later that vehicle reminded me of what an older overseas worker that I knew had told me about projects, methods, equipment &amp; programs \u2013 when the horse is dead, dismount.&nbsp; How often I had kept things going and nursed things along beyond their effectiveness and usefulness.&nbsp; Sometimes I learn a lesson early in life, only to learn it again later on in life, like when to dismount.&nbsp;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Something similar ever happen to you? Contact me and let me hear your story! mattsmishaps@gmail.com; Matt\u2019s Mishaps, P.O. Box 114, Grabill, IN 46741.&nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>\u201cServing overseas as a small-town boy from America is intense, stressful and humorous! 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