{"id":35839,"date":"2022-04-24T15:00:00","date_gmt":"2022-04-24T19:00:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.westbendnews.net\/autonews\/?p=35839"},"modified":"2022-04-19T15:29:20","modified_gmt":"2022-04-19T19:29:20","slug":"matts-mishaps-17","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.westbendnews.net\/autonews\/matts-mishaps-17\/","title":{"rendered":"MATT\u2019S MISHAPS"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><em>\u201cServing overseas as a small-town boy from America is intense, stressful and humorous! Enjoy a light-hearted story with me from our last 20 years overseas!\u201d&nbsp;\u2013 Matt&nbsp;<\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n<div class=\"wp-block-image\"><figure class=\"alignright size-full is-resized\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.westbendnews.net\/autonews\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/08\/Matt-Sell-3.jpg?w=250&#038;ssl=1\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-33580\"  srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.westbendnews.net\/autonews\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/08\/Matt-Sell-3.jpg?w=318&amp;ssl=1 318w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.westbendnews.net\/autonews\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/08\/Matt-Sell-3.jpg?resize=260%2C317&amp;ssl=1 260w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.westbendnews.net\/autonews\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/08\/Matt-Sell-3.jpg?resize=160%2C195&amp;ssl=1 160w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 318px) 100vw, 318px\" \/><\/figure><\/div>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><strong>TRYING NEW FOODS<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">My world was pretty small growing up in small-town middle America, which was often a good thing!&nbsp; I took my first plane ride when I was 19 years old.&nbsp; Everything was new and exciting on that first plane trip nearly 30 years ago.&nbsp; Since then I have taken hundreds of flights and there is nothing glamourous about it!&nbsp; I would much rather travel by car, train or bus \u2013 more wiggle room and friendlier people along the way!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<div class=\"wp-block-image\"><figure class=\"alignleft size-full is-resized\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.westbendnews.net\/autonews\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/04\/matt-mishaps-1.jpeg?w=250&#038;ssl=1\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-35840\"  srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.westbendnews.net\/autonews\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/04\/matt-mishaps-1.jpeg?w=318&amp;ssl=1 318w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.westbendnews.net\/autonews\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/04\/matt-mishaps-1.jpeg?resize=260%2C173&amp;ssl=1 260w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.westbendnews.net\/autonews\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/04\/matt-mishaps-1.jpeg?resize=160%2C107&amp;ssl=1 160w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 318px) 100vw, 318px\" \/><figcaption><strong>Specialty meals are often made in smaller quantities, so the food seems to be prepared better than the regular factory line economy class meals.<\/strong><\/figcaption><\/figure><\/div>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">For a while airlines would offer special meals at no extra charge on international flights \u2013 Indian, Arabic, Kosher, etc.&nbsp; These meals were prepared much better than the standard meals.&nbsp; I enjoyed making requests for these meals a few weeks beforehand for me or my wife.&nbsp; My wife would get embarrassed on the flights, when I ordered special meals for her, as the stewardess would call out her name, so that had to stop, but not for me!&nbsp; We learned that the stewardesses and other passengers assumed only a person of that background would order that kind of meal.&nbsp; Why would someone not from India order Indian food? \u2026 let alone someone from Indiana! &nbsp;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">On one transatlantic journey, we had a young son with us and when wiggling into our row on entering the plane, his little foot bumped the seat in front of us.&nbsp; The person in front, a woman from Germany, stood up, glared at us and asked us to not bump her seat again.&nbsp; I apologized and thought, \u201cWow!, this is going to be a long flight with a toddler sitting behind a person with First Class expectations in Economy Class.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<div class=\"wp-block-image\"><figure class=\"alignright size-full is-resized\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.westbendnews.net\/autonews\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/04\/matt-mishap-2.jpeg?w=250&#038;ssl=1\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-35841\"  srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.westbendnews.net\/autonews\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/04\/matt-mishap-2.jpeg?w=318&amp;ssl=1 318w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.westbendnews.net\/autonews\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/04\/matt-mishap-2.jpeg?resize=260%2C164&amp;ssl=1 260w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.westbendnews.net\/autonews\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/04\/matt-mishap-2.jpeg?resize=160%2C101&amp;ssl=1 160w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 318px) 100vw, 318px\" \/><figcaption><strong>There is nothing like trying to be comfortable in a tight economy seat on a long flight with a toddler on your lap and then trying to eat meals and keep the kid entertained or asleep.<\/strong><\/figcaption><\/figure><\/div>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Well, meal time eventually rolled around and the stewardess walked to our section and asked, \u201cMatt with the kosher dinner!?\u201d&nbsp; The German gal turned around with a face of shock, assuming I was Jewish, and probably feeling collective guilt for the terrible abuses her nation had done to the Jews long ago.&nbsp; From that moment on, the German woman treated me and our son like we were royalty and went out of her way to be friendly and helpful the entire flight.&nbsp; I guess sometimes it can be helpful to be adventuresome and try different foods. &nbsp;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Something similar ever happen to you? &nbsp; Contact me and let me hear your story!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">mattsmishaps@gmail.com<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Matt\u2019s Mishaps, PO BOX 114, Grabill, IN\u00a0 46741<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>\u201cServing overseas as a small-town boy from America is intense, stressful and humorous! 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