{"id":33718,"date":"2021-09-18T07:14:00","date_gmt":"2021-09-18T11:14:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.westbendnews.net\/autonews\/?p=33718"},"modified":"2022-01-11T14:21:50","modified_gmt":"2022-01-11T19:21:50","slug":"matts-mishaps-5","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.westbendnews.net\/autonews\/matts-mishaps-5\/","title":{"rendered":"MATT\u2019S MISHAPS"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-full\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.westbendnews.net\/autonews\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/08\/Matt-Sell-2.jpg?w=800&#038;ssl=1\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-33508\"\/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><strong><em>\u201cServing overseas as a small-town boy from America is intense, stressful and humorous! Enjoy a light-hearted story with me from our last 20 years overseas!\u201d&nbsp;\u2013 Matt&nbsp;<\/em><\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><strong>GETTING BLOWN AWAY<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-full\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"318\" height=\"239\" loading=\"lazy\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.westbendnews.net\/autonews\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/09\/matt-cool-shirt.jpg?resize=318%2C239&#038;ssl=1\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-33719\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.westbendnews.net\/autonews\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/09\/matt-cool-shirt.jpg?w=318&amp;ssl=1 318w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.westbendnews.net\/autonews\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/09\/matt-cool-shirt.jpg?resize=260%2C195&amp;ssl=1 260w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.westbendnews.net\/autonews\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/09\/matt-cool-shirt.jpg?resize=160%2C120&amp;ssl=1 160w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 318px) 100vw, 318px\" \/><figcaption><strong>Here I am enjoying a nice open podium with a cool short-sleeve shirt.\u00a0 Once I was walking to a podium when my shirt caught the edge of a door handle and put quite a rip down the side of the shirt.\u00a0 With no time to find a replacement shirt, I wore a suit coat over the top, and boy, did I sweat on that hot evening.<\/strong><br><\/figcaption><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Did you ever compete in an academic competition when growing up?&nbsp; I did Science Fairs, Academic Super Bowls and even Academic Decathlons.&nbsp; My mom (like many mothers out there) claims she should get a grade for all the work I did to complete school projects.&nbsp; One competition that didn\u2019t excite me, nor repel me, was public speaking.&nbsp; I did not have enough sense to be afraid. Over the years of living abroad, I have thought how easy public speaking is, when you get to do it in your own language and culture. &nbsp;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Before moving abroad, we had an experienced overseas worker take us to a venue to learn from watching him speak at the event.&nbsp; He was a very tall man. While speaking, he took a bit of a step to the side and fell right off the platform.&nbsp; It was a good three to four feet up, but thankfully he was not hurt.&nbsp; I learned that lesson loud and clear: watch where you step when speaking.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Even what you communicate from is different in many places \u2013 the podium itself.&nbsp; In America today, it is the fashion for many to be \u201cpodium free\u201d and to walk around while they speak.&nbsp; However, the podium is still king in many countries.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">I remember speaking behind a podium and thinking I had a level of privacy behind the structure.&nbsp; My nose was running, so I thought I would casually get a tissue from my pocket without anyone noticing.&nbsp; I watched some of the people\u2019s eyes following my hand to get my tissue, and then noticed that the front of the podium was clear glass. &nbsp;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Everyone gets warmer as they speak, and I knew I\u2019d be sweating when I spoke once in the summer in a hot building without AC.&nbsp; After being introduced, I walked to the podium, holding my notes loosely in my hand.&nbsp; Before I could place the notes down, all of a sudden, my notes went flying every which way.&nbsp; I didn\u2019t notice that they had placed a strong oscillating fan inside the podium itself to cool off the speaker.&nbsp; Sometimes speaking can literally blow you away.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Something similar ever happen to you? &nbsp; Contact me and let me hear your story!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">mattsmishaps@gmail.com&nbsp; &nbsp; Matt\u2019s Mishaps, PO BOX 114, Grabill, IN&nbsp; 46741<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>\u201cServing overseas as a small-town boy from America is intense, stressful and humorous! 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