{"id":31495,"date":"2021-01-09T07:30:00","date_gmt":"2021-01-09T12:30:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.westbendnews.net\/autonews\/?p=31495"},"modified":"2021-01-05T18:46:54","modified_gmt":"2021-01-05T23:46:54","slug":"just-some-jokes","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.westbendnews.net\/autonews\/just-some-jokes\/","title":{"rendered":"Just Some Jokes"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<div class=\"wp-block-image\"><figure class=\"alignright size-large\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"317\" height=\"395\" loading=\"lazy\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.westbendnews.net\/autonews\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/12\/Stan-Jordan.jpg?resize=317%2C395&#038;ssl=1\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-216\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.westbendnews.net\/autonews\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/12\/Stan-Jordan.jpg?w=317&amp;ssl=1 317w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.westbendnews.net\/autonews\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/12\/Stan-Jordan.jpg?resize=240%2C300&amp;ssl=1 240w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 317px) 100vw, 317px\" \/><figcaption> <\/figcaption><\/figure><\/div>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><strong>By: Stan Jordan&nbsp;<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><em>Previously ran 1\/25\/12<\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">She was so blonde that she thought a quarterback was a cash refund.&nbsp;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">She was so blonde she tripped over the cordless phone.&nbsp;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">She was so blonde she took a ruler to bed with her so she could see how long she slept.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~&nbsp;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Blondie sat and stared at the orange juice box for 25 minutes because it said concentrate.&nbsp;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">She was so blonde she got stabbed in a shoot out.&nbsp;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">She was so blonde she thought Taco Bell was a Mexican phone company.&nbsp;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">She was so blonde she thought Meow Mix was a re- cord for cats.&nbsp;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">She was so blonde she thought Ertha Kitt was a gar- den tool.&nbsp;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">See ya!&nbsp;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><strong>By: Stan Jordan&nbsp;<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><em>Previously ran 2\/22\/12<\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Tom\u2019s wife was a dizzy blonde. 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