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Penny For Your Thought By: Nancy Whitaker

We all like to laugh and some days need a good laugh. I have always liked one liners and puns, Find A Word and Crossword puzzles. 

I went to computer school clear back in the 60’s and computers were almost as big as a king sized bed. Never did I think you would be able to use a computer on a phone.  

Since I am older and find I have some spare time on my hands, I like to surf the net and read interesting, funny and different articles. 

So I thought I may need a laugh today and I found a website called “Did you hear about jokes?” I read some of them and thought someone else may need a laugh today too.

So here are some “Did you hear about jokes.”

Did you hear about the monkeys who shared an Amazon account?

—They were prime mates

Did you hear about the guy who invented the knock-knock joke?

—He won the ‘no-bell’ prize.

Did you hear about the man who was fired for stealing potatoes?

—He got the sack

Did you hear about the cow that can’t produce milk?

—They’re an udder failure.

Did you hear about the two fries walking down the side walk?

—They were A salted

Did you hear about the narcissistic, self-destructive, cannibal?

—He was full of himself.

Did you hear about McDonald’s trying to get into the high end steakhouse market?

—It was a Big McSteak

Did you hear about the guy who invented Lifesavers and got rich?

—He made a mint

Did you hear about the duck who got a nose job?

—He didn’t like the bill.

Did you hear about the baker that got arrested?

—He spent a dozen weeks in custardy

Did you hear about the Mucinex truck that collided with a Nyquil truck on the highway?

—Amazingly, the entire area was congestion-free for over 8 hours.

Did you hear about the three holes in the ground?

—Well, well, well…

I don’t claim to be a comedian but I do like to laugh when I  get the opportunity. Did you like these short funny jokes? Did you laugh? Do you know any jokes? Let me know and I’ll give you a Penny For Your Thoughts.