A CHURCH SIGN CAN SPEAK

Penny For Your Thoughts By: Nancy Whitaker

Have you ever drove by a church and read the signs? Church signs sometimes have times of services, events or maybe guest speakers.  Some can be funny and others thought provoking. It is interesting to see what some of the signs say. Some signs for you to read are   below:

Don’t let your worries kill you—let the church help.”  

“There are some questions that can’t be answered by Google.”

“This church is prayer-conditioned.” 

“Under same management for over 2,000 years.”

“Jesus: The original bread of life—served fresh daily.”

“We are not Dairy Queen, but we do have great Sundays.”

“Jesus is coming—look busy!

“God’s GPS never reroutes—His path is straight and narrow.”

“Drive-in prayer available. Honk twice for healing.”         

“Don’t give up! Moses was once a basket case!”

“Our sign broke. Come inside for the message”

“No SPF needed to spend time with the Son”

“God recycles. He made you from dust.”

“Always remember that Hell is really un-cool.”

“Jesus is God’s selfie.” 

“Honk if you love Jesus. Text and drive if you want to meet him.”

“If you are praying for more snow……..please stop”

“Tweet others like they want you to tweet them”

One of my favorites is a picture of a ketchup bottle saying …….Catchup with Jesus

As you read these over, read the messages on the signs at church and what they say. Maybe some will make you smile or be blessed

Now, tell me your favorite church sign and I will give you a Penny For Your Thoughts.